Dear Winter,
I hate you and I think that you suck. As if that little stunt you pulled in December wasn’t enough, now you have to go acting like a little jerk just 3 weeks from spring. WTF Old Man? Your actions have consequences! I had big plans for the Blue Hills access road tomorrow. Guess what? Now I can’t meet my training goals, numb-nuts! Instead, I have to do my intervals on the stupid trainer in my stupid living room where my wife thinks 75 degrees is ‘freezing’.
I would also like to point out that I meant everything I said to you when I dug the paper out of a half-foot of snow this morning (sorry Mrs. Garcia–I wasn’t talking about YOUR mom and I would NEVER do those things to her. Please apologize to little Pedro for me as well).
All I am saying, is that Fall, Spring and Summer are good buddies of mine, and they are pretty POed as well.
Consider this a warning, Jack Frost.
Yours truly, Cory
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hahaha, you made my day, this is hilarious.
I’m breaking out the XC skis. Time for cross-training.